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TBM Roundtable: What Animal Would be Best at Soccer?

With a raccoon stealing the show on Wednesday night, the staff of The Blazing Musket discusses what animal would be best at the beautiful game.

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May 16, 2024
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With a raccoon stealing the show on Wednesday night, the staff of The Blazing Musket discusses what animal would be best at the beautiful game.

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